Dengang da og hvergang nå: i dag er alt det du trenger for å ha ALT for god tilgang til det hjertet (eller kanskje heller andre kroppsdeler) måtte begjære av pornografiske skildringer, en sånn en:

…eller strengt tatt bare en sånn en:

I riktig gamle dager, og da snakker vi åttitallet dere, måtte du ha en sånn en:

OG en dekoder/unscrambler. OG et abonnement på 400 stramme dollar i året.

For tilgang på utvalgte godsaker som «Sex Crimes 2084».

La oss sakse et lite synopsis fra IMDB, dere:

The movie starts off in a futuristic sex club where two sex cops have been called by the club owner because there is a female that is refusing to participate in sexual acts. After the cops dress up as clowns to fulfill the young girls first time sex fantasies they decide to go back in time to see how sex before it was mandatory. Female joins them as the go back in time with each person having sex with two different person. Talk show host, Nerdy Pianist, Three way on wedding night, Busty redhead trying to make contact with her deceased husband through a psychic, a male trying to comment suicide by jumping of a bridge and Super hot blonde mechanic with great tan lines. The officer that ends up having sex with the mechanic falls in love with her and stays behind.